i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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