So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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