Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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