This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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