But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
Randomize