you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
the liver wants what the liver wants
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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