His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
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