is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Randomize
