i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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