People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
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