: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
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