Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
So many bounce houses so little time
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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