i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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