Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Houston, we have a squirter
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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