Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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