CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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