I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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