hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
i just google imaged poop.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
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