Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
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