"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
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This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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