it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
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