New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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