God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
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