Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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