But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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