Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
does your mom think i'm crazy? i just realized i played both the gay dad and the ex-jew card tonight. i blame the wine
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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