That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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