You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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