Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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