At least make sure they are 18
Why
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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