i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
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