Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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