so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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