Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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