420 ftw
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
Randomize
