I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
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her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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