I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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