I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Can Purell be used as lube?
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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