in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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