Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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