It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
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