Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
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