The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
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