She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Don't EVER smell your tampon
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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