A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
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