Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
whose ass print is on the piano?
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
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