On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I showed him my bush... on skype.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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