can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
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