dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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