If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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