Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
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