So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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