i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
this boner is exhausting
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
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